Internet Jokes, Quips, Musings & Thoughts

How do you know if your boss is actually spying on you? Here are a few starters that might be of help:

• Wherever you go you're followed by a potted plant in loafers.
• The bracelet he gave you for Christmas blinks if you leave your work station/ cubicle.
• Your name: "Ivan." Next to your parking spot: "Reserved for the guy following Ivan"
• Instead of photos of wife and kids on his desk, he has a photo of you sleeping.
• When you're alone in the men's room, a voice tells you to quit blocking the lens.
• There seem to be a blinking red light inside the smoke detector.
• The fax machine just coughed.

# posted by unclechong @ 12:30 pm